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Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand. And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear, Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong; They got caught in a celluloid jam. Then at a deadly pace It came from... Outer Space. And this is how the message ran: Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, double feature, picture show. I knew Leo G. Carrol Was over a barrel When Tarantula took to the hills. And I really got hot When I saw Jeanette Scott Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills. Dana Andrews said Prunes Gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills But When Worlds Collide, Said George Powell to his bride, "I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills," Like a... Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, double feature, picture show. I wanna go Oh Oh Oh To the late night, double feature, picture show. By RKO, Oh Oh Oh To the late night, double feature picture show. In the back row, Oh Oh Oh To the late night, double feature, picture show. |
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Dammit Janet |
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Hey Janet. Yes Brad? I've got something to say Uh huh. I really love the skillful way... you beat the other girls... to the bride's bouquet. Oh Brad. The river was deep but I swam it (Chorus: Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. The road was long but I ran it (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre. Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so. Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad) That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Oh Brad... Oh... dammit. I'm mad... Oh... Janet. ...for you. I love you too. There's one thing left to do - ah - oo. And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet) When we met in his science exam-it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you. Dammit, Janet. Oh Brad, I'm mad. Dammit, Janet. I love you. |
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Over At The Frankenstein Place |
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Janet Brad & Janet Chorus Brad & Janet Chorus Brad & Janet Riff Raff Brad & Janet Chorus Brad & Janet Chorus Brad & Janet |
In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright, there's a guiding star. No matter what or who you are. There's a light... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a light... Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life. The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life... There's a light... Over at the Frankenstein place. There's a light... Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, a light ...in the darkness of everybody's life |
 
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The Time Warp |
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Riff Raff Magenta Riff Raff Riff & Magenta Transylvanians Narrator All Narrator All Magenta Riff Raff Magenta Riff Raff Magenta Riff Raff All Columbia All Narrator All Narrator All All Narrator All Narrator All |
It's astounding; Time is fleeting; Madness takes it's toll. But listen closely... Not for very much longer. I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp. Drinking those moments when The darkness would hit me And a void would be calling... Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With you're hands on you hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all. With a bit of a mind flip You're into the time slip. And nothing can ever be the same. You're spaced out on sensation. Like you're under sedation. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Well I was walking down the street just having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With you're hands on you hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With you're hands on you hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. |
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Sweet Transvestite |
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Frank Brad Janet Brad Frank Riff Raff Frank Columbia Frank Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta Frank Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta Frank |
How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book be its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm a just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves Movie I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. Right. We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem all right. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? Night. Or maybe a bite? Bite. I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my ... tension. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite Sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania. So , Come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici - pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause ... But not the symptom. |
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The Sword of Damocles |
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Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All Rocky All |
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cutting the thread. Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed. That ain't no crime. And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread. That ain't no crime. My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Oh ho no no Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Oh ho no no Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Oh ho no no The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. That ain't no crime. And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cutting the thread. Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Oh no no no Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Oh no no no Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Oh no no no (repeat until end -- Sha-la-la) Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la. |
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I Can Make You a Man |
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Frank Rocky Frank All Frank Frank & Transylvanians Frank |
A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked to the ground; Ugh... Ugh... And soon in the gym with a determined chin, The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Will make him glisten and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey... But the wrong man. He'll eat nutritious high protein . And swallow raw eggs... Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days... I can make you a man. He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand, When in just seven days... I can make you a man. |
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Hot Patootie (Bless My Soul) |
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Whatever happened to Saturday night, When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right? It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine. I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go, And listen to the music on the radio; A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n roll show. You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. Get back in front, put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along. It felt pretty good. Woo you really had a good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. |
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I Can Make You a Man (Reprise) |
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But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep. Makes me, oooh, shake, Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the ...ha-ha-hand. In just seven days I can make you a man. I don't want no distention, Just dynamic tension. I'm a muscle fan. In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can In just seven days, I can make you a man. (Frank and Rocky's wedding march) Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! |
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Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me |
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Janet Columbia Magenta Janet Magenta & Columbia Janet Magenta & Columbia Janet Columbia Magenta Columbia Magenta Janet Rocky Brad Frank Magenta Riff Raff Columbia Rocky Janet |
I was feeling done in, couldn't win. I'd only ever kissed before. You mean she... Uh huh. I though there's no use getting Into heavy petting. It only leads to trouble And seat wetting Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted blood and I want more. More, more, more. I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance. Toucha toucha toucha touch me ! I want to be dirty. Thrill me chill me fulfill me ! Creature of the night. Then if anything grows , while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down. Down, down, down. And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand, oh, and I need action. Toucha toucha toucha touch me ! I want to be dirty. Thrill me chill me fulfill me ! Creature of the night. Toucha toucha toucha touch me ! I want to be dirty. Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me ! Creature of the night. Toucha toucha toucha touch me ! I want to be dirty. Thrill me chill me fulfill me ! Creature of the night. Creature of the night. Creature of the night ? Creature of the night. Creature of the night. Creature of the night. Creature of the night. Creature of the night. Creature of the night. |
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Eddie's Teddy |
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Dr. Scott Narrator Dr. Scott Narrator Scott All Frank Janet Dr. Scott Columbia Dr. Scott All Eddie's voice All Frank Janet Dr. Scott All Frank All Janet All Dr. Scott All |
From the day he was born He was trouble. He was the thorn In his mother's side. She tried in vain... ...but he never caused her nothing but shame. He left home the day she died. From the day she was gone All he wanted Was Rock-n-Roll porn And a motorbike Shooting up junk... He was a low down cheap little punk! Taking everyone for a ride. When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife What a guy! Makes you cry. Und I did. Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key. But he must have been drawn Into something, Making him warn me in a note that reads... What's it say? What's it say? I'm out of my hed. Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deed. (scream) When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife What a guy! Makes you cry. Und I did. When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened you life with a switch-blade knife What a guy! Oh-oh-oh... Makes you cry. Hey, hey, hey... Und I did. Eddie |
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I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. You apple pie don't taste too nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil; wound up like an E or first string. When we made it, did you hear a bell ring ? Ya gotta block ? Well, take my advice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya. It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice. Planet, schmanet, Janet ! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up... And then she cried out... Stop ! Don't get hot and flustered ! Use a bit of mustard. You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. You're a hot dog -- |
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Rose Tint My World |
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It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan To start a-working on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. I'm just seven hours old, And truly beautiful to behold. And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled. Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust. Rose tints my world keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. It's beyond me; Help me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see, Take this dream away. What's this? Let's see, I feel sexy! What's come over me? Woo! He it comes again. I feel released; Bad times deceased. My confidence has increased; reality is here The game has been disbanded; my mind has been expanded. It's a gas that Frankie's landed! His lust is so sincere. |
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Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame? As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh. Don't dream it, be it. (four times) Don't dream it, be it (eight times) Ach! We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap and my life will be lived... for the thrills! It's beyond me; help me Mommy! God Bless Lilly St. Cyr. |
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My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my I'm a wild and an untamed thing. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. Frank N Furter, it's all over. Your mission is a failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam. |
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On the day I went away... Good-bye... Was all I had to say... Now I... I want to come again and stay. Oh, my, my... Smile, and that will mean I may. 'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home. I'm going home. Everywhere it's been the same... ...feeling... ...Like I'm outside in the rain... ...wheeling... ...Free to try and find a game... ...dealing... ...Cards for sorrow, cards for pain. 'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. |
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I've done a lot God knows I've tried To find the truth. I've even lied. But all I know is down inside I'm... bleeding... And super heroes Come to feast To taste the flesh not yet deceased. And all I know is still the beast is... feeding... And crawling on the planet's face Some Insects called the human race... Lost in time and lost in space And meaning. Meaning... |
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Science Fiction / Double Feature (Reprise) |
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Science fiction Double feature. Frank has built and Lost his creature. Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet The servants gone to A distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the late night, double feature, Picture show. I want to go, oh, oh, oh. To the late night, double feature, Picture Show. |
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